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One christmas morning, a mailman in a little town is forced to go to work. During his route he is cursing everyone he sees, because nobody is working but him. He gets to the last house on his route, and when he knocks on the door a naked woman answers. Before he can say a word, she grabs him by his hand and takes him to her bed room. When they get there, she begins to fulfill his every sexual desire. After the activities are over, she lays five dollars on the table next to him. He says, \'Five dollars? What\'s that for?\' She says, \'Well, when me and my husband were trying to figure out what to get everyone for Christmas, I asked him what should we get the mailman. And he said ... the mailman???? F#&k him!!!! Give him five dollars.\'



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